weaselle:

ode-on-a-grecian-butt:

Weighing in at up to 700 pounds, the elk stands as one of the biggest deer species on earth. But don’t think that just because an elk is large that it’s slow. A mature bull can run as fast as 40 miles per hour – they’ve even been able to outrun horses in short races.

people used to hunt these things on foot with a hand held spear. Just you and your stick in a fight to the death with…. that

shady-champagne:

When Sonic won’t stop bringing animals to the house.

charlesoberonn:

omghotmemes:

Vampires and the filtered lights.

unclefather:

morphimus:

unclefather:

that’s not milk!!!!!!!

heccin-gay:

unclefather:

unclefather:

mods are asleep. Post kermie sippie milk.

kermie sippie powdered milk

oh thank god

funnytwittertweets:

amayakumiko:

darknessinmystars:

strange-phanomena:

I DIDNT KNOW WHAT THIS WOULD BE SO I CLICKED PLAY AND MY MOM IS RIGHT NEXT TO ME AND MY COMPUTER IS ON FULL VOLUME I HATE EVERYONE

for whenever I fuck up

If I ever say “fuck this shit” it’s to this tune. Just. For your mental voice of me.

ruimtetijd:

kalichnikov:

bluewatermarshes:

I don’t like that, that’s scary

j4gm:

They’ve put up these ghastly memorial portraits all over the London Underground but today I was going through Embankment Station and I discovered an ULTRA RARE RADIOACTIVE LIZ VARIANT.

fandomfishbish:

ducktracy:

i foand my boit suttufuhcut an’ it says oim fouah

zmpl:

reddit but in the pokemon universe, part 2 [x]

captain-price-officially:

cadhla182:

Storm doodle

asouthernrussian:

gaytanic-panic:

@todaysbird

were–ralph:

tinkkles:

meridiasretribution:

tinkkles:

League of Legends official Twitter account posting nudes of a champion after changing their profile pic & name to LoLNasX was not on my bingo card for this timeline

WHA HUH WHAT??????

Breaking news:

the finale

everythingfox:

Fluffy boy

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